floor clothes

(n.) The clothes that a promiscuous female would wear out to the club find a guy and take off for him that night during a one night stand. They spend more time on the floor of a guys room then on the actual woman.

Guy 1: The club is poppin man check out these women. They're wearing next to nothing.
Guy 2: Someone must have let out a memo to put your floor clothes on because every guy in here is going to take one of these girls home. Wake up and have to pick their crap off his.

by Seth L-V February 5, 2008

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Get the floor clothesmug.

Put the cheesecake on the floor

To put your cum bum on the pavement

How to put the cheesecake on the floor:
Bro: Ay bro before you put that cheesecake on the floor let me ice it
*ejaculates*
Y/n: Thanks bro, feelin' frosty

by Ches cake Muncher January 30, 2025

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Get the Put the cheesecake on the floormug.

Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.

Fromm: john@johnjohn.org
To: Netfloor@johnjohn.org

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12

by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008

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Get the Net Floormug.

Floor Baby

An insult used to denote that someone is of such low character or low skill because their parents didn't care to conceive them in a bed, but instead conceived on a floor

That kid is so bad at the warzone, he is a literal floor baby.

You are such an idiot sometimes you fucking floor baby

by JPSnC February 22, 2021

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