Flat top monkey eyebrows

The embodiment of a fake Italian, otherwise known as a huckster.

These peoples sources of income are highly unknown, yet this group regularly films and uploads videos of themselves drinking flagrantly, and huffing cigar smoke, while enabling their intrusive thoughts to a small fanbase primarily in India. Chanting bizarre things like "Richard Mille" and "watches make a great investment" or "Royal Oak offshore". Run for the hills when coming across such a bizarre creature, as they have a greasy nature and will take all you for all that you have.

"It is truly unimaginable, what these flat top monkey eyebrows have to say"

" Venice and gelato go well together with my oyster perpetual, hopefully my aquanaut holds it's value!"
~Said flat top monkey eyebrows.

"The detriment of the watch market, comes from the lies and lollypop licking fans of silly YouTube channels"

~says the flat top monkey eyebrows.

by ThesSecondaryMarket January 26, 2024

flat screen tv

Any woman with a flat butt.

She has a flat screen tv.

by Peppermint1961 February 18, 2021

Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

Flat Miracle

A male enhancement product made from fix-a-flat and Miracle Grow

I gotta get me some of that flat miracle.

by ac000000 January 11, 2011

Flat

Extremely boring, uninteresting, not worthy of being paid attention to.

Hey Molly did you get the notes for last weeks lecture? I didn't even bother, Ms. Smith's lectures are hella flat anyways.

by queeritating February 27, 2020

B flat

The person who takes it up the ass in gay sex

Used by music lovers

Hey you a b flat

by Bottomle March 2, 2021

Flat pack kid

Commonly used towards Swedish boys as an attempt of dis-hearten them or bully.

Oh my god Liam u flat pack kid

by Eva_smith_ November 8, 2018