Bitch fit

When a hoe, thot,bitch,slut etc - doesn’t get her own way or is mad she has a BF

Omg I’m gonna have a bitch fit Mindy !!

by SJAA October 30, 2018

Fitted

Synonymous with the term Cap meaning to lie. Originating from Desus Nice and the Kid Mero, stars of the illustrious Bodega Boys Podcast. The term fitted stems from the popularity of Fitted New Era Caps. Not to be confused with SnapBack Cap.

You put up 50 on Melo at the rucker? That’s Fitted.

by EloquentIgnorance September 22, 2020

false fit

something that was fake

Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.

by JustTrey January 16, 2023

Mickey Fit

1. the best fit in the game; a secret fit used to drip out hard

created by @mynamesbernard

Dave: Yo what's that mans wearing? Looks so UGLY!
Jordan: Are you dumb? That's Mickey Fit! The best fit in the game!
Dave: omg i just realised, i am so sorry. Mickey Fit was so drippy it blinded me.

by beekaybegay June 7, 2020

If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

fitness influencer

Noun - Some asshole in your gym who brings a tripod, sets it 20 feet away from his machine, then gets mad when another individual appears in frame, or a girl who wears skimpy clothing at an attempt to record other gym goers glancing her way to call them "creeps".

That girl over there has a whole tripod and is doing RDLs in front of that guy. She's clearly a fitness influencer.

by FitnessChadButtLover July 6, 2023

catniption fit

Cats like to get a little loopy now and then, too. When their owner places catnip at their feet and they dose up, the behavior that ensues is a catniption fit.

I gave Casper a pinch of catnip, and he's going nuts...a regular catniption fit!

by ElCommissioner November 29, 2019