football medals

thisngs that are shiny that pedos like to collect to shove up litlle kiddiesd asses
i collect football medals
by the guy from the pedo commercial September 16, 2003
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Football fellatio

The act of compressing, rubbing, massaging or deflating a football to break it in to the specifications of a quarterback.
I saw the trainer in the locker room performing football fellatio on several balls to get them ready for the big game. quarterback special, pigskin patdown, ball busting, football fondling, football flaccidity
by joecoolthefool February 12, 2015
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football cards

It's a pack that girls and boys will like . The suspense is real . A girl that begins with C will absolutely love them because a person that begins with A will give it to them
Hey bro wyd? Unpacking football cards
by Urgirlbeetie February 01, 2022
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Football Player

Someone who plays football
Not always a jock, usually people who like to play just for fun and are athletic.
Besides from a few people football players are usually kind and don’t just like cheerleaders

(Yes, you’re probably surprised)
The football player ran down the field for a game winning touchdown.
by TheRunningBackwithAHonorRoll November 20, 2019
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Williamston Football

The Williamston football team is located in Williamston, Michigan and is owned by Brandon Lewis
Williamston football just got demolished by Brandon Lewis. Baby ass hornets.
by thatfootballguy12849 December 15, 2021
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football shoe

Something you use to play football with that hurts terribly when you wear it. It has plastic nail-like things at the bottom of it that can be easily used to break your foot accidentally.
Nick: Where are you going?
Wendy: To the hospital.
Nick: Why?
Samuel: Her foot broke while wearing a football shoe.
by dictionaryurbanname April 01, 2023
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