flexin n plexin

when you flexin n plexin on mfs and there nothing they can do about it

Oh shit Ej out here flexin n plexin on ppl today.

by nbc news September 15, 2019

flexy fun

Slang among nurses for sexual activity with a man having a reflexogenic erection, hence flexy. A reflexogenic erection is a form of unwanted erection of the male penis, that occurs when blood pressure changes in the abdomen, rather than by sexual arousal; It can be induced in a male by applying pressure to the lower abdomen, as in cases of forced sex/rape by females upon a male.

Reflexogenic erections are common among males who are paralysed and/or have spinal injuries.

Nurse1:" Sarah is pulling night duty on the Para Ward again?"
Nurse2:" Think she and that cute T8 are having some flexy fun?"

by D F Stuckey February 18, 2004

Homo Flexible

A gay man or woman who has sexual play with someone of the opposite sex under certain circumstances thereby making them a "homo" who is "flexible." Not "bi" where they actively are interested in both sexes, but a person who is normally 100% gay who engages in sex or some sort of sexual encounter with someone of the opposite sex for various reasons such as in exchange for something, circumstantial timing, for fun, or out of boredom.

A Homo Flexible could be submissive lesbian who has a male dom, or a twink with a female dom. A Homo Flexible could be a gay man or a lesbian who sleeps with or masturbates an opposite sex friend out of pity or to console them. Needing sexual release, a Homo Flexible could be a gay or lesbian who grabs the first willing person to "take care of their need" even if the person is of the opposite sex.

by darclyte May 13, 2010

flexitarian

Somebody who pretends to be a vegetarian, but eats meat when they think no body is watching.

Hayley tried to make us become vegetarians, but then I saw her eating all this veal! What a flexitarian!

by distorted_G January 6, 2006

flexyjerkov

A male who see himself as the star of a pornography; a flexyjerkov likes to live life, going at speed and flauting his very sexy body. However, flexyjerkov's are often push overs when it comes to women and often do not see that relationships they are in are not real.

"Whos that sexy guy who looks like he could be in a porno"
"Oh thats a flexyjerkov"

by sallystar March 15, 2008

flexercise

The act of a male, exercising in front of others, especially females, and flexing while exercising. Putting too much weight on the bar, etc. Showing off.

Janet: Martha, that guy last night started to flexercise in front of me. That was the only reason I called you to come pick me up.
Martha: Wow, what a pud.

by Orange-Porange March 13, 2009

Hip Flexor

The act of getting down on one knee and flexing the hip in the celebration of an epic event. The consumption of an alcoholic beverage must be completed during the duration of the hip flexor. One must complete the beverage before returning back to standing position.

the team scored again so the boys will drop and do a hip flexor

by the rocketman4 June 16, 2011