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Joseph Evans

Joseph Evans the fucking man! He never gives up. Joseph Evans is rich, and not normally an alcoholic.
by Anonymous1237187123 January 1, 2021
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Evan

The most funniest and autistic boys you'll ever meet. Can be ignorant at times and make you feel like you want to rip out his nervous system and shove it through his ear canal but can also be considerate. He's obsessed with batman, yakuza, red dead redemption and yet he swears still that he isn't gay smh
person1: someone keeps simping over majima
person2: thats probably evan
by -KB May 15, 2022
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Evan Atkins

A groovy dude who is incredibly dashing and handsome and talented and sexy and smart and kind. Yet also still incredibly humble.
Look at Evan Atkins with all that awesomeness
by yeetrskeetr February 4, 2021
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Evan

You love sandwiches so much if you ate anymore you would become an evan
by FancyCooking January 11, 2022
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Evan

Evan is the type of person to convince you to donate all your organs to him and posses your body to convince your friends to donate all of their organs to him. You will never see him before death.
my math teacher just asked me if I had any spare organs, she's such an Evan
by Somerandomstuff December 21, 2022
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My friend said his definition was egg. He egg
"You Evan" . 1. You could use this in the instance of becoming offence in an argument 2. To describe Evans 3. A scoundrel
by EggPerson101 March 1, 2022
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Claire Evans

The porn name of an ex pornstar that was dubbed "The Giggliest Girl in Porn" by crude porn humor website Efukt. Some other girl, not nearly as cute as the original Claire, tried to take that name after Claire retired. That intruder she was quickly forgotten, unlike Claire who is considered a porn leyend by connoisseurs.

She is now trying to live a normal life, loves Jesus and Homeless people.
Claire Evans: "I really like cum".
Gloryhole Swallow guy: I can see that. Can I get you a free pink vibrator?
Claire Evans: Sure, tee-hee!!
by Chico chico chico June 5, 2023
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