blue-eyed

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I'm sorry... your son... is blue-eyed!!!!!!!!!

by adom, adam May 25, 2023

Snail-Eyed

(Verb) When ones penis shrivels up inside ones body after witnessing a painful or traumatic event, especially penis inflicted.

(A man is running and slips, planting his face into the wall).

William: Ohhh ouch! That was brutal.
Robert: Uhhh, I totally just Snail-Eyed.

by TheShiningRod May 19, 2014

one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

one-eyed huckstable

Getting a money shot in the eye from a well do to african american. Even more profound if said african american is wearing a Cosby Sweater

Once in college I dated this black guy and he gave me a one-eyed huckstable. I should have felt ashamed, but I actually enjoyed it.

by gamoson October 31, 2011

bright eyed lion

some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself

bright eyed lions sure is a retard

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023

BLUE EYED GIRL

okay the blue eyed girl is the one who goes around asking questions never around never to be seen okay

BLUE EYED GIRL it's even a mystery to me 😄

by 201HH April 8, 2024

One eyed tuna

When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.

I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"

by Love punch April 19, 2018