Edward

by TheRagingTyler February 22, 2024
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Edward is the sweetest person on the whole planet and no person could ever replace his kindness and cuteness and his stupid fucking jokes that are not funny.

Find yourselves an Edward folks.
"if you want to make your life better find yourself an Edward"
by heckles kekles February 12, 2019
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Edward is a guy with a huge Dick and great athlete. He is sweet and unselfish to everyone. But if youre mean to him hill kill you. He also loves Basketball.
Have u tried an edward
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Edward is a person who is a huge Naruto fan, Edward also hates Bleach a lot and likes to watch k-drama.
Edwards are generally very nice innocent ppl and their favourite word is "dattebayo".
Person : hey edward what up ??
Edward : dattebayo
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The sex slave of Mac Kul.
by Greeneggsandhamplussam July 27, 2017
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An Edward is someone who is really really REALLY short, hates milk and has a really bad temper
P1-hi there P2 ^w^

P2-hello there shorty, you should really drink milk or you'll get even shorter

P1-DON'T CALL ME LITTLE!*punches P1* AND WHY WOULD I DRINK THAT COW PISS YOU OLD HAG?

P2-Such an Edward
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Edward is one of the worst humans you will ever meet. Doesn’t care about anyone but himself and will stab someone in the back when given the chance. He’s the definition of a snake and should be left alone.
Edward doesn’t use a coaster which means he doesn’t respect wood.
by anthonyyyyyyy58 November 23, 2021
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