douche bag 

some one who acts like a bit of a fool and not very liked

Oh man that guy Kit is a douche bag

douche bag by Rufus the doofus September 10, 2009

Douche Out 

The act of being really lame and leaving your best friends hanging for a really bad reason.

Dude, don't douche out on me.

Douche Out by Medianoche December 26, 2008

Douche Pickle 

An alternative word to the one most of us use normally which would be 'Douche' or 'Douche Bag'. A more fun word to say in a less serious situation.

"I was playing poker last night and that Douche Pickle took all my money."

Douche Pickle by Spades---Brandon November 26, 2006

Douche Snap 

A weird, annoying snap that involves flicking your wrist in a way that your index finger hits against your middle finger and thumb. It makes an incredibly annoying noise, usually accompanied by the phrase: “Sketch, balls, Q’doba.” The primary abusers of this motion is the common douche bag, and they usually begin performing this action at the most random, fucking nonsensical, absurd times and locations, it's like it is a nervous twitch or some shit!

*Snap, snap, "Sketchhh, balls, Q'doba"

Goddamn it, Mike is doing the douche snap again.

Douche Snap by sketchballsqdoba April 21, 2010

douche bag 

FAKE kids with vagina beards that are obsessive over hacky sacks and previous girlfriends, who also enjoy fooling around with younger immature drug addict little girls that have no lives and think they're wicked cool and that "he's" the shit cuz he's older"

timothy p. thellen "aka timgod" you're such a douche bag!
"NO IM NOT GIVE ME MY HACKY SACK!!"

douche bag by xprincesxxxrawrx March 12, 2010

Douche bag 9000

When someone who acts and/or says something so stupid and/or illogical goes beyond being just a regular douche bag.

Ryan, stop being such a goddamn douche bag 9000.

Douche bag 9000 by DaveyChaos June 12, 2005

douche bag continuum 

The force in the universe that generates and sustains all the douche bags that have or ever will exist.

"Spencer from the Hills ran into Chris Angel today and it tore a hole in the douche bag continuum." - Conan O'Brian

douche bag continuum by NotAnUndercoverCop June 18, 2009