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Dogs On The Couch

The temporary placement of spent tampons on a lover’s chest for sake of efficiency (to forgo delays of proper disposal) and tidiness (to prevent the staining of expensive linens) to expedite consummation during moments of intense emergency-level passion, drunken disorientation, or squalid apathetic laziness.
“Sure baby, you can let your dogs on the couch.”
by Sammishredd November 27, 2024
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Dongslog

1. The act of orgasming while performing fellatio

2. An individual who regularly engages in the act of orgasming while performing fellatio
Hey man, is that girl you’re dating a dongslog?”

“Aw yeah, she was dongslogging on me all night long.”
by Horatio Rigslacker January 16, 2026
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dogs

james: "dude michelle had her dogs out yesterday"
paul: "that's disgusting"
by Aqxa March 3, 2025
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Dogsters

Hey Dogsters Hop On Game NOW
by DogsterOfTheDay April 1, 2025
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Dogstraction

Dog-strac-tion
Past tence- dogstracted
When one is engaged in conversation, receiving an answer to a question, or being given instructions, and allow a dog to immediately distract them from said activities.
Sorry, I didn't pay attention, I had a dogstraction.
Or also..
Sorry,I wasn't paying attention, I was dogstracted
by Mile High Stretch April 29, 2025
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dogs balls

slang for "why not?"
so why did they decide to spend all that extra money on something no one asked for? dogs balls
by tacklezzz June 26, 2025
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Dogstacle Course

The path you must take when traveling from point A to point B when you have loving, expectant dogs underfoot.
To travel between my kitchen and bedroom I must traverse an ever-changing dogstacle course
by Nordoc July 28, 2025
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