Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

To be so absolutely obsessed with a person that one talks about this person in everything that one does.

Man, Steven Keating has obsessive compulsive disorder, he is so in love with that girl that he talks about her in every conversation and shes even in his clan tag.

by OmgDanIsTheHottestManAlive March 28, 2010

Zipper Placement Disorder

the phycological disorder over the placement of your zipper on clothes, bookbags, and ect. But when someone messes up the placement of said zipper, this may result in great anger and immediate replacement of the zipper.

Urrrg, you just messed up my zipper, now my zipper placement disorder is kicking in.

by Wibl Kilvn February 1, 2009

asian sensation disorder

The inability to sense the difference between any two Asians.

Joe: Hey Dave, it was great to see you at the party last night!
Chen: I wasn't at the party, Joe, and my name isn't David.
Joe: ohhh, my bad, I'm Diagnosed with the Asian Sensation Disorder.

by CBSTIT March 19, 2014

FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder

Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."

by Az Lee August 6, 2021

Cock Craving Disorder

A term used by many people jealous of the LAN, or often mad about something. Many people within the group of ALA are known as the CM's or "Cockmongers".

ALA: Dude, you're suffering from the cock craving disorder..
LAN: Yeah well you're just a cockmonger.
ALA: ...

by the other black guy from lan June 12, 2011

Selective Over-Compulsive Disorder

The state of being obsessed with details for things that don't matter, while, at the same time, not caring about things which actually matter.

You: "I just spent 6 hours organizing my crayon box in alphabetical order."

Teacher: "Your homework is written in Cheetos dust".

You: "Yeah, well homework doesn't matter. I have selective over-compulsive disorder."

by De mirandis homo August 20, 2012

Attention deficit disorder

When a person needs or wants attention because it makes them feel good about themselves but doesn't get the attention he / she seeks and he/she gets sad about it.

Petey : Nobody has looked at my pictures or has liked my posts on Facebook. ( he looks a little sad )

Izzy : Its okay Petey. You must have attention deficit disorder.

by lsbutter January 23, 2014