David Hasselhoff

Also called "the hoff"

David Hasselhoff the famous acter from "Baywatch" (as mitch) and "Night Rider"

I also had a music carrier and made some songs like "looking for freedom" and "Do the limbo dance"

Germans are crazy about him

-i was in Berlin last year

- aight, what did you do?

- i saw "the hoff" live

- David hasselhoff huh? man your fucking gay

by resume December 28, 2005

dirty david

when a marine named David decides to power rape you in the buthole. can either be done on a guy or girl

Danny gave me a dirty david last night against my will

by Donald Trumps the best February 22, 2017

david marchand

David Marchand is the lead singer for an ever-increasingly popular band, A Fire Inside. David is most widely known by his stage name (and title of choice), Davey Havok.

Human One: Is that David Marchand from AFI?
Human Two: No, o' silly one. Tis Davey Havok from A Fire Inside!

by Arahovas July 6, 2006

crazy craig david

something stupid you say when you get excited or something shocks you

omg! he has a 2 inch penis! thats crazy craig david!!

by KR6426 April 29, 2008

david spade

Also known as the "Davey Spade".

Vomiting on a girl during intercourse or oral sex.

A David Spade most frequently can happen when you double team a girl and the first guy to ejaculate pulls out and gets some ejaculate on the other guy causing him to vomit on the girl.

This comes from a story that was told by David Spade, while describing a threesome that he allegedly had in college.

That girl was fine, I wish you hadn't made me David Spade on her.

by Sterile Dogg January 20, 2006

david beckhams

a type of "kicker" branded subwoofer, usually one that puts out insane amounts of bass.

i gotta pair of David Beckhams in the trunk, also known as KICKERS!!

by oxy- January 28, 2008

David

David is a man that always makes you feel special. He is charming, interesting, clever and so funny... David has short black hair and the most beautiful and brown eyes. Everyone who meets David loves him...he is so fun to be around and I am always finding myself thinking about him. He is also a flirt and a bit of a tease and gets a kick out of girls getting jealous of each other over him. David is sweet, thoughtful, generous and respectful to all people. David is good at magic which he frequently uses it like a tool to get women in into bed, and it works...sings like a dream. The best thing about David is that he is not afraid to be himself, uninhibited and open...he tells you like it is, a total turn on! This guy is addicting... the more you see David the more you crave David... David is the BEST kisser and..... yes......Yes......YES....in bed he will blow your mind! David really is an amazing guy he is gentle and strong and proud....and I am really happy that I know him.

Oh my god, david is like soooo hot

by A really good friend of yours January 30, 2018