Dick Slappington

1. An English blackman legend from the 18th century who was known to whip out his wang and leave welts on the faces of his enemies

2. The act of cockslapping with extreme prejudice

1. "Wow that Dick Slappington - he was a hero."

2. "Remember that girl from the party? I took her home and gave her a royal Dick Slappington!"

by Jooglin January 2, 2010

Simple Dick

No relations, no connections, no feelings.

Simply dick.

Jane was really stressed, but doesn't want a man. So she got some simple dick.

Hey yo gurl, you want some of dat simple dick.

by stoned manatee May 29, 2014

Colombian Dick Tie

A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.

"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."

by mRKiPs January 31, 2017

you don't know dick

You don't know anything. You don't know what you are talking about. Similar to squat and diddley. There is also a board game and a movie called "You Don't Know Dick" but the saying is considerably older.

If you had to look this up, you don't know dick.

by terrorint March 24, 2016

Dickisured

Insurance for a single person protecting financial assets from dicks.

I'm a single woman so I called my insurance agent to protect my finances from all dicks. I'm now dickisured!

by Dmarie2015 January 1, 2015

dickinson fine arts academy

School of stuck up ass teachers,principals, and lunch aids.students get wrote up for no Damn reason like I'm in the class with my friend Bernado and the teacher wrote him up and said he pushed her and broke her hand berndao didn't even touch mrs.shilling

Dickinson fine arts academy is retarded

by dfaa March 10, 2016

weasel dickin'

To take advantage of offers or freebies not orignally intended for the receipent using shifty or questionable methods. Also, to steal others ideas and pass them off as original to gain favor or popularity.

BZ likes to stand behind the Blackjack table at the casino to be weasel dickin' his drinks.

by Briezy71 September 14, 2010