penguin cum

The cum of a penguin error

Penguin: *cums*
PenguinError: THE POWER OF PENGUIN CUM!!!!

by CommitDeletus August 20, 2020

cum horror

Typical of situations wherein one is not attracted to a person physically or emotionally, but still partakes in a sexual act due to lust. Upon climax, when the hormonal impulse has been satisfied, one feels an overwhelming feeling of disgust and shame. Cum horror is often followed by post-sexual fugue.

Yeah we had sex, but I got a bad case of cum horror. I wanted to throw-up, so I just went to sleep hoping he wouldn't be there when I woke up.

by Felix Mariano Baia October 17, 2006

Cum bomb

Cum bomb, when you dont shoot your load for a couple weeks and then you finally bust you nut on some fine hoe's face in a massive amount

how many guys have done this released a huge cum bomb :D

by Corn for real June 17, 2008

cum dust

The solid state of cum; occurs some time after ejaculation when the cum becomes dry and flakey if left on some surface or in an orifice.

Later that day, after getting fucked in the ass, Jeanine saw some cum dust on her leg.

by TheKoz April 27, 2005

Cum Sock

A sock you store your cum in WARNING: DON'T LET MOM FIND YOUR CUM SOCK KEEP IT HIDDEN UNDER YOUR BED VERY IMPORTANT EMPTY YOUR CUM IN THE SOCK EVERY 3-4 WEEKS IN YOUR CUM JAR

Guy1: I have a massive collection of Cum Socks
Guy2: WTF THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING YOU FUCKING DEGENERATE
Guy1: Do you got a problem with me cumming in my socks???
Guy2: YES I DO I WILL FUCKING BURN DOWN YOUR HOUSE AND POP YOU WITH MY GLOCK
Guy1: Okay whatever nazi

by cumindog March 3, 2021

cum face

the most vulnerable and exceptional expression that you will ever see on a persons face

Dude, she was the hottest girl that I have ever been with but man, her cum face was crazy. She looked like someone stuck a fire extiguisher up her butt and turned it on full blast.

by herbiewa July 25, 2004

cum salad

It is when a female has unprotected sex with multiple men in a short period of time. there is so many different men's seamen in her it is like all the ingredients in a salad. This can be proven on national television on various trash talk shows when multiple men are tested for paternity.

I saw La-Queef on the Maury show and she had the 8th man tested for paternity. That ho had a cum salad up in her.

by Teabagette April 12, 2005