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computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

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She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.
by cebaby June 20, 2009
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Computer Stutter

When someone is typing to quickly and types too many letters for a word.
Computer stutter = Loll (correctly spelled "lol")
by Stoner_dude55 September 7, 2009
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Computer

A computer is a device that can be instructed to carry out an arbitrary set of arithmetic or logical operations automatically. The ability of computers to follow a sequence of operations, called a program, make computers very flexible and useful. Such computers are used as control systems for a very wide variety of industrial and consumer devices. This includes simple special purpose devices like microwave ovens and remote controls, factory devices such as industrial robots and computer assisted design, but also in general purpose devices like personal computers and mobile devices such as smartphones. The Internet is run on computers and it connects millions of other computers.

Conventionally, a modern computer consists of at least one processing element, typically a central processing unit (CPU), and some form of memory. The processing element carries out arithmetic and logical operations, and a sequencing and control unit can change the order of operations in response to stored information. It also works for Porn and Torrent
Hey, i got a new Computer
by Foxsi! October 30, 2016
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computadora

dylan is a computadora!
by ps4isthebomb.com November 27, 2018
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scotty computers

A way to convey that you are blushing.

Derived from the words of the illustrious lecturer in MSRIT, who used to blush saying these words.
Sid: Dude, you were glowing on your wedding day.
Plain (blushing): Thanks dude. Scotty computers..
by PhychoSid February 5, 2007
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LA Computer World

LACW was established in 2006 and since then has been serving the greater Los Angeles area. LACW is a company committed and dedicated to serving all IT needs.
The only company which was able to fix my computer was LA Computer World.

LA Computer World guarantees to fix your computer at the lowest price and if they can't, they wont charge you a dime!
by LACW Admin December 21, 2008
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Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)

Obsessive Complusive Facebook Poker (OCFP) is when someone has nothing to do on Facebook but poke people. Similar to Obsessive-Complulsive Facebook Disorder (OCFD), this addictive behavior will occur when people have no buisness being on Facebook, but feel the need to be on there anyways. Poking soon there after becomes an addiction and the person feels the need to constantly poke friends.
Friend: Why does Jake keep poking you on Facebook? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

Pokee: I don't know? I just poked him back, and minutes later I recieved another poke from him. I think he is a Obsessive-Compulsive Facebook Poker (OCFP)!
by Teeray November 5, 2010
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