cofu

A mysterious, rogue... One who is cunning and devious at first, with suspicious motives, however, prevails his true personality of kindness and emotional depth with time, patience and passion.

"I'm confused about Cofu" , Friend; "What do you mean?", "Well he's so spooky and questionable, but every now and then, he slips up with his passion, power and love"

by FlameThrow Terror October 7, 2017

coffin cock

When your spouse tells you no to having intercorse after getting diner.

Honey your being a real coffin cock right now.

by gallahad13 November 3, 2017

coffeesation

A conversation over a cup of coffee

Do you have time to meet for coffeesation?

by Travelsauras December 17, 2017

coffin magnet

Someone or something so potentially dangerous that the likely to result of coming into contact or being near is the death of person(s) around them/it

"So I've got to risk my life protecting this Coffin Magnet over here?"

by broomdj December 21, 2017

Coffee homo

Someone who likes hipster coffee

Trude, you are such a coffee homo, you drink that hipster coffee

by PhilthyM June 11, 2018

Coffee face

The face you make right after taking your first sip of coffee

Her coffee face looks a lot happier than her normal face

by Reaker June 11, 2018

coffeerexia

When you routinely skip meals and get your calories from coffee instead, resulting in an unhealthy lifestyle. This might be intentional, as part of an unhealthy diet.

If I continue to drink black coffee and skip breakfast, I am going to get sick, I don't want to get coffeerexia

by Rego-Ragious January 10, 2019