Cloud Plant

To refer to marijuana.

You got and cloud plant bruh?

by Budand22 April 30, 2017

Hell on Cloud

The state of the internet when it's going through a massive crisis; Hell on Earth repurposed for the internet (cloud).

Jered: Hear about *insert internet personality* openly supporting racist companies?
Sarah: Yeah, it's hell on cloud right now. Nobody can stop talking about it, and there's so many death threats.

by If Only it was my Birthday October 2, 2022

Cloud

A stack of cash intended for the sole purpose of being used to make it rain.

Yo Man! Ginger Sugar is working the club tonight. I need to grab my Cloud.

by Shifyjedi December 6, 2023

Cloud

Those white poofy things you see in the sky which are actually made of water!

Or typically, people named this are very sunny and awesome! Sometimes they can be a bit rainy, but regardless, they are still wonderful people to befriend!

Today, there will be clouds in the sky...
Hello Cloud! How's your day?

by berry_xi June 28, 2024

Dick-cloud

A pejorative term used to describe an acquaintance that is behaving in a dickish manner.

Example:

Lawrence: Hey, that guy’s a faggot! ....oh my bad
Armando: Hey, I don’t mind that word

Lawrence: Hey, faggot is bad word.
Armando: Ol’ “as I say not as I do looking ass” , you dick-cloud.

by Csmoove901 October 9, 2017

Cloud leopard

When a older man dates a younger women. Equal to cougar with the cat metaphor thing.

Stacie: Did you see Janet 's new boyfriend
Sara: Yea I did he invited us back to the senior center last night
Stacie: Janet is dating a cloud leopard
Sara: I thought those didn't exist
Stacie: Obvious they do you dumb bitch

by KiraTheSaviour July 7, 2011

Browser-Based Cloud

An inconceivable term that should not exist. It means software that is installed across a network of internet browsers. Not secure, not safe, not feasible, not real. The type of term a salesperson would come up with without speaking to a member of marketing first.

My software is a browser-based cloud, the only thing more secure is a chimpanzee holding a banana.

by Sporky Donkey October 16, 2020