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Chronic

A vibe or feeling stemming from a person or objects general likability or coolness. The feeling is often so good that it causes lifelong discomfort or pain. Can be crippling.
This cake is the totally chronic and I think about it for the rest of my life.
by CheeseFace1st May 26, 2024
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Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it
Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”
by NexyNex June 7, 2024
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Chronicles of Gnarnia

(noun, plural)

Records in any recordable form, of compelling events having taken place.

Not just any events, however - said events must be:

-outlandish
-fantastical
-neutral to bad
-difficult to believe for those not present
-able to be described as "gnarly" or "gnar-gnar"

Social Media is the most commonly used medium for the recording of such gnar events, but it is not reliant upon this medium. Journals and diaries are another common form.
Brian: that was a crazy show last night!

Rob: I know right? Can't believe we got out of there in time.

Brian: oh yeah we sure did. That swarm of rats seemed more ready to party than we were hahah

Rob: omg so gnarly dude. This is definitely going down in the Chronicles of Gnarnia.

Brian: lol already on it

Rob: shred the gnar
by robot.palmtree August 13, 2024
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chronically online

A meaningless insult that vaguely insinuates that being online is bad.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.
"That is such a chronically online take!"
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)
by Treeclimberfruiteater December 10, 2024
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Chromakopia

The garden in full bloom was a true example of chromakopia.
by humantargetpractice December 13, 2024
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Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS)

A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.
I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.

My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
by Aflbck December 19, 2024
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chromatist

I think that person is a chromatist!
by CoolCatProductions December 20, 2024
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