minty chode

A fresh dick that is wide but small

Hey guys look at cale over there he has a minty chode.

by Minty guy May 22, 2023

Chode gas

When you wank so rapidly your cum gets vapourized by the friction and it turns into gas

Last night whilst I wank to Danny devito I accidently chode gasted and I inhaled it in through my nostrils it was good

by Iluvdannydevito December 29, 2019

Chode Wrangler

A person, usually homosexual, who attempt to succ as many chodes as possible.

"Jacob is such a Chode Wrangler his butthole is an inch wide" cock farmer

by Meme Master Palpatine January 16, 2016

Chode Wrangler

A person or collective that enjoys the grouping of small stubby penises.

You heard about that new girl apparently she’s a chode wrangler

by Crustinisation November 10, 2017

Egg chode

Slang for da timbies, used to express a mad skilled player.

Oatmeal “Broooo that kids fucking egg chode man... did you just see him body that blind kid.” Cpet “ what a fucking faggot man those blind kids glasses are sooo gay coach!!!!!”

by We’d December 05, 2019

Chode launcher

A term referring to those with penies so small that they feel the need to apply a lift kit to their 2wd pickup trucks.

"Wait, Hayden's lifted ranger is two wheel drive? What a chode launcher..."
Formal: "My good sir, is your pickup lacking a transfer case? What are you? A chode launcher?"

by Owens juicy ass June 30, 2020

Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.

God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.

by Clive doheartson October 02, 2016