Chav

Girls named Harriet, where TN’s and puffer jackets. Also live in gosport.

Harriet is such a chav, she lives in gosport.

by MrFrickinCooldude69420 November 20, 2019

Chav

The reason I don’t go outside

I don’t like chavs

by 0ttpxr March 5, 2022

chav

well, chavs are usual teens or young adults and are the sort of people you don’t want to mix with. they smoke, do drugs, skip school, fail school etc. boys tend to where shitty caps 24/7 an girls tend to wear tight jeans to show off they’re non existing ass (which they would stick out in photos) as well low cut tops to show off their tits, but not too low cut so you can’t see their push up bra. girls have these messy, floppy buns on the top of their head and decide to sing along to chavvy music in their fake designer tops with their drawn on eyebrows but no other make up on snapchat. boys seem to wear hoodies as well as their caps as mentioned before. all the chavs seem to speak like, ‘bruh, i’ll bang your out bruv. nah mate, don’t be getting rude. you’re bare snakey man. i’m getting vexed, lowe it bro. alow it. me an ma g’s will come shank u ousside maccies bruv. mums, mums i’ll do it.’
speaking of ‘maccies’ or ‘mcdonald’s’, they always seem to be hanging around outside but don’t actually have enough money to go in.

chav 1: “bruv, if i giv yu the last fag, u best mums it you’ll gimme on tomo bro.”
chav 2: “yeh yeh bruv, truss.”
chav 3: “ew look at that rags girl man, she’s bare dog bruv.”

by trust me it’s true January 8, 2019

chav bhav bhangi

Anally penetrating yourself, while sucking a vagina.

"let's do chav bhav bhangi Missy right now up my ass"

by Macdonald's November 13, 2017

chav

a man who hates women, typically of european descent

yeah that dude is such a chav! he hates women so much.

by pooopydoo August 2, 2022

Chav Mecca

A town or city which is perfect for chavs to inhabit. In these areas, expect to find lots of chavs!

Have you seen that dump of a city down there? it's an absolute chav Mecca with a McDonald's within a stone's throw of the cinema and a Halford's across the road. Perfect for chavs to thrive in.

by Cazaam January 4, 2015

chav

A chav is a Northern English term for one who is all things lowly. A chav's some purpose in life is to cause chaos and disturb the peace of others

After repeatedly impersonating his wife over the phone and bringing humiliation upon his friends, Ryan was dubbed the local chav of the greater Seattle area...

by outhereforasec December 1, 2019