unsolicited charlie

When someone finds it nearly impossible to engage in any modicum of conversation without slyly dropping the name of his or her fiancee or spouse (i.e., "charlie") into the mix. Almost always a non-sequitur, and deserving of a gooey ostroff.

So I'm talking about fantasy football, and how I wish Portis had gotten in the endzone on at least one of the five times he was on the 1-yard line, and Alison comes strong with an unsolicited charlie, telling me how difficult her wedding plans are becoming. I mean, what the hell do I care about her caterer and whether or not she should go with Bacardi or Captain Morgan's? I'm hemmorhaging points here with Peerless Price, who Michael Vick can't seem to find in the endzone.

by Shocker September 28, 2004

Charlie Day

A handsome Scrongle that deserves the world. An actor that I would make a good insane villain character if casted as one but is unfortunately always cast as short silly men who don't get taken seriously.

"Charlie Day is underrated, I would also like to be his friend"

by ultraspecialboy May 11, 2022

A Charlie Murphy

A murphy caused by a charlie horse.

Girl1: Dam why are your pants all up in your ass.
Girl2: I got a cramp in the back of my thigh and it gave me A Charlie Murphy.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013

Charlie dickinson

the fattest cock in the galaxy and knock every cunt out

Charlie dickinson more like Charlie dickinson your mums pussy daddy

by dicklover69696869 May 8, 2022

Charli Damelio

Charli Damelio is a famous Tiktoker who gained 100 million followers in less than a year on the app, "TikTok".She has made a drink with Dunkin Donuts, did a collab with Morphie, and performed at the NBA. She has fan pages called her Dunkins! Some say that Charli is overrated and doesn't deserve the attention she is receiving, whereas those are just hateful opinions, and most people believe and know Charli is so talented and has gone through so much and is a strong inspiring young woman who has an amazing life laid ahead of her.

Charli Damelio is a dancer.

by unknownwriter183627190 June 27, 2021

Charli XCX

An singer/songwriter who, whenever you hear her music, you will immediately want to pussy pop!

Person X: Hey, can you play Good Ones?
Person C: Is that by Charli XCX?
Person X: Yup! We have to pop our pussies since we're listening to her!

by bbbbbbbbbrian September 15, 2022

Charlie alive!

An expression of surprise and/or delight, coined by fans of the TV show "Lost" after Dominic Monaghan's character, Charlie, made an appearance in Season 4's premiere episode "The Beginning of the End" after Charlie supposedly drowned in Season 3's finale "Through the Looking Glass".

"Charlie alive! I knew they couldn't kill that character off."

by xbeguiledx April 6, 2008