Captain carrot

Jewish superhero who protects the 3047

Help me captain carrot

by Roughyy99 August 21, 2020

fuzzy carrot

A man's penis that has not been shaved in a long period of time.

Hey Mike your girlfriend said you have a fuzzy carrot.

by Lilnigy October 27, 2020

Windy carrots

Throwing blind punches with no technique.

Throwing windies

“The silly cunt just started throwing windy carrots at everyone in sight”

by Teddyravish December 1, 2020

scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.

Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.

by Carrrrot January 1, 2021

Baby Carrots

Jenkins Girl nickname

yo baby carrots girl

by The Reg u know it February 25, 2021

kinky carrot

Kinky carrot is a sexual act where you repeatedly call someone a whore and stick a large carrot up their ass,dick or pussy.

1:hey BB😩 lets try kinky carrot
2: sure BB😩

1:ahhh~~
2: *shoves carrot up 1's ass* YOU WHORE.

by imnot.m3ad0w March 22, 2021

Cyber Carrot

The implication of performing a “blowjob” over the internet.

We haven’t met in person yet but she gave me a cyber carrot!

by crouchingtigerhiddensuprise May 2, 2021