Deadbeat Carl

A deadbeat dad who doesn't pay child support. Some deadbeat Carl's even receive Carl Support from their exes. Most people in society today abhor such irresponsibility and find Deadbeat Carls to be despicable.

"That guy is a deadbeat Carl if there ever was one. He's trying to get child support from his ex girlfriend."
"Wow, that super pathetic. He's a real deadbeat Carl."

by Read it! July 11, 2025

Happy Carl

A Happy Carl is when you have a friend who won’t shut the fuck up but also can’t stop cumming in his underwear while also projectile vomiting on the women nearest to him.

“Hey man did you see Sean last night? He was being a typical Happy Carl at the bar”

by ChickenJammin October 2, 2025

Carl’s sister

One hell of a ride. Carl’s Sister.

That bike is so smooth and the ride is so much fun, it’s like Carl’s sister. One hell of a ride.

by Mkultra51 September 18, 2023

carl hadgraft

Carls the type of guy to smell a pie and float towards it

Person 1:Hey how’s that carl guy?
Person 2: I don’t really know he just wants his wood holding that carl Hadgraft guy

by Large hairy November 7, 2021

curvy carl

A dick that curves

Timmy has a curvy carl

by Camcau2021 March 11, 2017

Carl Lindies

When you go and eat something so good and your stomach and anus collaborate to dispel fecal matter in liquid form

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight...I got the Carl lindies

by infamousra June 6, 2013

Carls family

Not religious nasby’s(nasby’s a religious family from a small town in the great Canadian plains)

What’s carls family like again? Oh there like the not religious Nasby’s

by Monstermatt November 27, 2022