Carl

Carl is the kid who gets no bitches.

Boy: Hey is that Carl?

Friend: Ya I heard he gets no bitches.

by Louiek34 May 19, 2022

Creeping Carl

A Carl that stalks his girlfriend by setting up cameras in various places in the house to spy on her without her knowledge. He prefers to collect videos of his girlfriend naked or having sex with him.

"Is Becky dating the Creeping Carl now? Seriously, why would she do that."
"Probably because she has no self esteem. I agree, he's gross."

by Alleged-Leigh July 11, 2025

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen

Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen is the incarnation of eating so many cheesy pops that you start studying Japanese and then realize that your fetish is knæhaser.

"Omg you're being a total Carl Avlund Nepper-Christensen right now and it's turning me on" and "Wtf dude stop Carling"

by GenderfluidAsexualSunLolly April 23, 2018

Carl

A man who absolutely rocks transition glasses and gets unlimited amounts of pussy and can also be a asshole.

Like when carl said “I’m not going anywhere”

by Colonel sanders1665 March 29, 2022

carl

he is a massive cunt with a 2 inch cock and almost parasite like personality he doesn't feel guilt he only cares for himself and his survival

wow that guy just ate a dog because he was hungry must have been a carl

by fiskerlars2 September 21, 2022

Carl

A man that seems very balanced in all aspects however he is only hiding it well, he is very handsome and people tell him that but he is insecure and doesn't believe it. He treats women and his momma like a treasure. He is loyal, trust worthy, says mean jokes, humble and a cool chill guy unless you cross his boundaries he will say something about it. if you happen to be friends with a carl you are very lucky.

Carl? yeah he's cute

by Hdhshdhd December 04, 2021

Cooler Carl

Carl Ulysses Wheezer's cooler doppelganger in the cartoon Jimmy Neutron.

Carl you're lame compared to your doppelganger 'Cooler Carl'.

by flergins January 15, 2020