Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
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Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016

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cool bead

A righteous dude or dudette.

Man, he is a cool bead.

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Josh's word for a tight moist little vagina that's begging for a pounding.

Man she's begging for me to pound her little coohole.

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cool smokes

The name your drunk friend gives you at 2am, when he thinks you're a cool stoner.

Hey Cool Smokes!

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Cool Shooter

A school shooters who everybody likes, even though he is shooting his admirers.

Jim: Holy shit was that gunfire?
Michael: Behind that corner I see him, he's got a gun!
Jim: Wait no its Alex, nevermind
Michael: Hey alex!
Alex: Hey, *shoots ak*
Jim: My arm! Oh alex, your such a cool shooter*dies*
Marina: Alex, will you be my boyfriend before you kill me?
Alex: Sure baby.

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