I’m cooked

Basically means “I’m done for”.

His dick is so big, I’m cooked.

by Kittyflip April 10, 2024

cooking a drag

Cooking a drag simply means rolling up and about to smoke a joint.

Cooking a drag means to roll a joint and smoke it. Ex: Hey David I'm about to cook a drag want some?

by TheDefineGuy November 30, 2016

Standard Microwave Cooking Time (SMCT)

n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items

I can't find the box for the popcorn so I'll just use standard microwave cooking time (SMCT) and hope it doesn't burn.

by jblax March 20, 2017

I’m cooked

A statement said when you’re in a situation where it’s most likely you'll lose or you’ll end up in a loss.

Teacher: today is the math test, this will count for 58% of your grade
Jerry: I’m cooked

by Pammmma March 8, 2024

Nial Cooke

This guy is an absolute legend best known for his famous character Coolie C. Sadly he lost his champion title match against the West Side Washers also known as the WSW. Although he is no longer the champion he is never forgotten!

Nial Cooke opened his barista, coffee, book store called, Mr.Cookes cookbook nook w/ Coffee

Yo! Coolie C what is cracking fam! WAIT! THAT'S Nial Cooke

by Manhans69755 January 19, 2023

muffins getting a cooking

When someone’s cheeks are essentially getting clapped so hard it starts to get hot and red like a muffin getting cooked in the oven

Dude your girls cheeks look like muffins getting a cooking after that sex

by Epicbowler August 26, 2023

A cook

A person who "cooks" methamphetamine either powdered or crystal, some folks do it to get high themselves because it's not rocket science you can literally do it in your kitchen sink hence "cooking" with chemicals you can find in your local shop. There are different ways- the "shake n bake" and the red phosphorus method.
Now there are some Breaking Bad type of cooking but you're not gonna see an average junkie doing that you gotta have the specific flasks and not only that but the chemicals themselves plus gotta have some chemistry knowledge.
And don't fuck around with meth you don't want that horrible stuff in your life.

-Do you know a cook who can hook us up?
-Yeah Jesse is cooking some crystal in his basement.

by El Sanguinario June 26, 2021