Slipped off my chair

When a female produces mass amounts of excited juice and in turn slips off the chair she was sitting on as a reaction to sighting an extremely hot male speciman!

'What a hot C*nt, I think I just slipped off my chair'

by Shaneo Tippy October 9, 2008

Big Ass Chain

The ridiculously large chain worn by T-Pain. It's first public appearance was at the 2009 BET awards. The chain is 1 foot by 1 foot and literally says "BIG ASS CHAIN".

"Yo did you see that big ass chain T-Pain had on at the BET Awards" "Yea that was his Big Ass Chain.

by Dr. pop-hip-hop January 18, 2010

Chairniel

A Texas hold'em poker term meaning the hand Ace, Queen.

I just won that hand with the Chairniel.

by Sacamento December 20, 2005

The Chainsmokers

Drew was born in Maryland and alex in New York. A band created in 2012 and it consists of Andrew taggart; Alex Joe Paul as well as Matt Maguire who was later added to the group during their memories do not open tour. They are not basic however they did claim that closer was basic and they create electro pop. before the crew started they created indie remixes. One of their famous released music is roses that was the first song where they knew they found their sound. They are both funny, humble, talented, and care about there fans (the pack). They won A Grammy for closer. Currently in 2019 they are having a world war joy tour that is getting great reviews. Drew Taggart had about four girlfriends Alex Paul is on his fourth perhaps. Drew knows how to cook he likes playing Fortnite. Alex before his crew started he was an art manager And he loves basketball so much and loves his golden retrievers. They currently had a sold out show in Asia and a sold out show in their current tour. A fun fact is most of the crew is college friends of Drews. And fun fact for the necklaces they wear like the roses and sick boy our chapters in there life. Sidenote they are not copying twenty one pilots. Drew loves 90s music a lot including offspring misfits all that stuff Alex enjoys the same feel like blink-182 and we’re working on a song with then but we don’t know if it will ever be released. And best thing about them they love Memes. Also they released a tequila and scoring on a movie

“The Chainsmokers are a talented band”
The Chainsmokers have three meme bees.”

by @chainsmokers_4life October 26, 2019

fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw

an expression used when something wrong has happened, or hasnt turned out well ; much like "oh fuck me"

Jessica - "Oh hey did you do that chemistry homework?"
Stokez - "No, but it's due tomorrow, right?"
Jessica - "No! It's due today!"
Stokez - "Oh well fuck me in the ass with a chainsaw!"

by Stokez December 17, 2007

chaif

the irritation of the groin area due to prolonged running. Red, Itchy and just a complete bitch chaifing mainly occurs at football practice

I'm chaifing my dick off, and this coach is a real asshole.

by d-no April 27, 2007

Chair Pollution

The unpleaseant aftermath resulting from a recent chair bomb explosion. Depending on the magnitude of the blast and the weight of the individual compressing the chair's foam/fabric, the half-life can last anywhere from 5 minutes to several hours after detonation.

When Rachel plopped down in Jason's chair to use his computer, she disturbed some previously encapsulated chair pollution, causing the office to again fill with his ass debris.

by Hugh Klump March 8, 2008