Ding dong

When you go on the internet and see something disturbing but arousing.

Why is my DING DONG so hard???

by Mr Bleach December 9, 2017

Ting Ding

A double chin nigger that says whet weird

"Ting Ding calls people crack head

by Kylaray December 15, 2017

ding dang

when someone you know messes up and they try to act funny

josh:oh ding dang i dropped my drink
bob:use that phrase again and i'll have to lose a friend

by oofydoofy May 9, 2018

ding jie

A anime fan boy who likes doing anime phrases and moves.

This guy is so Ding Jie, he likes doing weird amime stuff.

by Rajadan Bob March 11, 2018

Ding

A name to give someone, it can mean anything.

Sage: ur literally such a ding
Kylie: fu

by Guava4 March 10, 2017

ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016