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bullshit gorgeous

A classic Australian expression used to convey how unbelievably gorgeous someone is
Did you see that woman over there? She's bullshit gorgeous!

I know, I can hardly believe it
by SwissCheeseWizard May 18, 2024
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Bullshit don’t believe it

For someone to tell you something but you dont believe it
IM A FAST TPER I CAN THINK WHEN IM TPEING
:Bullshit don’t believe it
by Hjagdjns March 20, 2021
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Bullshit Magician

A person who pulls explanations out of hats. Essentially their compulsive liars
by Youxoli October 25, 2020
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bullshit stain

A neck beard, fedora wearing, weeaboo watching my little pony gets so excited over one scene that he literally shits himself, just a little. And that one shit rubs off on his underwear and stays there. That is the bullshit stain.
"Hans, you are a bullshit stain."

"Yes. Yes I am."
by a literal butt September 14, 2015
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Bullshit

2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta.

This originates from a video posted online of men handing out christmas gifts in a car, in which a man said “Hopefully it’s not some bullshit.” The items he’s received was the following, which are indeed, bullshit.
Person 1: Man what the fuck

Person 2: What is it?

Person 1: You know those men in the car handing out presents?

Person 2: Yeah? What did they give you?

Person 1: 2 TV Remotes, a copy of Morbius on Blu Ray, and a bag of Knorr Sidekicks Cream Bacon Carbonara Pasta!

Person 2: What a bunch of bullshit!
by H. W. Anglerfish December 23, 2024
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Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.
"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.
by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022
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Bullshit Artist

Girl 1: Kailee always posts on Facebook about how perfect her life is. She makes me SOOOO MAD.

Girl 2: I know, isn’t she a drug addict stripper who lost her kids?

Girl 1: Yeah. She’s a bullshit artist.
A bullshit artist is an artist in the art of producing bullshit.
by Hohater6969 October 7, 2023
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