Liquid breakfast

For a 9am pick me up. A liquid breakfast involves using an alcholic beverage as the milk in your breakfast cereal.

Liquid breakfast... I just had champagne on my golden grahams... I am steaming!

by Naboo December 16, 2007

rock'n'roll breakfast

Coffee, Fernet Branca and a cigarette.

Lemmy wants his rock'n'roll breakfast

by rockphotog April 1, 2009

serving breakfast

sucking cock in tha morning

Is yo mom still servin breakfast?

by cold cut February 11, 2004

Blacktop Breakfast

The act of performing radical and unique automobile maneuvers in a parking lot covered in snow. Referred to as blacktop breakfast because parking lots are most often covered in blacktop, and one is able to make breakfast shapes such as the donut, bagel, bacon, or cinnamon twist.

Paul decided he wanted to do a little blacktop breakfasting on the way home, so he busted out a few bagels, a donut or two and then the bacon. We were all over that damn lot.

by Stevie Y December 26, 2004

gentlemens breakfast

Another name for male masturbation.

I felt terrible yesterday morning but after a gentlemens breakfast, i felt happy as larry.

by Zeenoside March 6, 2012

Alabama Breakfast

When she runs out of cream cheese for her bagel and she provides a blowjob on the toilet before you get in the shower to spread on her bagel.

Girl 1: I'd rather have an Alabama Breakfast then a dry bagel.
Girl 2: Me too, I had an Alabama Breakfast yesterday. The key is to get the "cream cheese" in the freezer for a few minutes.
Girl 1: Great idea. The warm "cream cheese" always throws me off.

by BlueNote September 6, 2013

tiger breakfast

Breakfast that includes drinking large amounts of alcohol. Usually done by people who work overnight and want to go out after work.

Hey, want to get some tiger breakfast after our graveyard shift?

by saru that flies February 8, 2014