porch boning

To have sex while your parents are sleeping inside the house.

My boyfriend came over, but my parents were inside sleeping. So we had to go for porch boning. sex fucking boning boomboom fulltilt sneaky undercover

by Full Tilt Handlebars September 18, 2016

fuckin boring

Boring is a term used for dry lumps of dust often affiliated with the name Mia Browne as she is very very boring and one can easily fall asleep when in contact with her.

Mia Browne went to the shop, the baker went up to her and called her fuckin boring

by ChunkyChips May 20, 2020

shaboing boing

Hot sweaty man meat

Cam newton: “yo man you gotta stop beating your meat!”
Professor X: “who are you the shaboing boing supervisor?”

by Mike leach August 11, 2022

boing boing bling bling o yea

1. A thing u can say when a really hot girl walks by
2. When something good happens
3. When something great happens

1. "hi josh." "BOING BOING BLING BLING O YEA"
2. "yes, a B on a test, boing boing bling bling o yea!"
3. "BOING BOING BLING BLING O YEA, I WON THE NOBLE PEACE PRIZE!

by Chet and Josh June 10, 2006

boingking

(1)When u got some.(2)To smash a partner.(3)A boy who is a king and is pimpin them hizoes.

Ah fo sho fo sho. We were boinking last nite.

Why are u smiling?...Ooooo u were boinking huh huh...*knudge knudge* ;)

by xitzmarcusx February 18, 2003

boning

to be hitting hard on a person, to really be trying to get with them almost innappropriatly, annoyingly flirting with

DAMN MAN, this fat chick was boning on me last night and I could not get her to leave me alone. she was rubbing all over my dick and kept buying me drinks even though i did not say one word to her

by alligator lips March 31, 2008

boing

a word used when one is bored, or a name for someone who has no life.

EXAMPLE 1

amy: i have nothing to do..
jessica: dude seriously..boing

EXAMPLE 2:

kayla: why are you reading? we're at a dance for heavens sake..

milly: its fun!

kayla:...god youre such a boing..

by sillyyyme February 20, 2009