blood puppets 

Hemorrhoids

"Kristi has blood puppets all over her ringo (asshole).

blood puppets by Ryan Codez February 3, 2009

Blood wrestling 

To compete in manner in which uses blood.

"Want to see who can donate the most blood the quickest?" Brooke
"Ok, sure first one to dontate a unit wins" Cody
"I finished a unit in 5:56 and your was 6:38! I Win" Brooke
30 mins later
"Hey guess what Mitch?! I beat Cody at blood wrestling!" Brooke
"Good for you..." Mitch

Blood wrestling by Forseti24 August 17, 2009

Blood Diamond Bride 

Any engaged, or recently married woman who wears a diamond ring that comes from the De Beers Corporation. These diamonds are probably bought from human rights violating countries that are waging war against peaceful neighbors.

End note: But then again, it's only six degrees of separation to Kevin Bacon!

A lot of people paid with their lives so she can wear that ring, I bet that she doesn't know her status as a blood diamond bride.

Blood Diamond Bride by gravy111 December 2, 2010

Blood Waffle 

A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.

I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!

Blood Waffle by toCheeka May 18, 2011

Blood gargler 

A hot anorexic chick with a bad coke habit.

A pasty goth vampire wannabe.

That blood gargler is pretty hot. hope she's done

Wow, I thought she bit my pecker off but, it was just the backwash from her blood gargling.

Blood gargler by Rick Pitt October 1, 2011

Blood Joint 

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

Blood Joint by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011

blood spunk 

blood spunk could be the obvious (shaging a woman whilst its the time of the month) or just a way of expelling anger ....

arrrrrhg you fucking blood spunk .
look at yus you got fuckin blood spunk on me fuckin bed.

blood spunk by Napalm Viper July 29, 2012