suing being 

A person who sues other persons or corporations because of specious transgressions.

Sally filed a lawsuit because her TV dinner caused her to waste an extra step to open the box and peeling off the plastic wrap from the food before popping the food tray into her microwave. Sally is a suing being a special class of homo sapiens.

suing being by toohip March 8, 2023

are you being intimate with someone? 

Are you having sex with someone?

Girl -may I ask you a question? Guy -Sup? Girl-Are you being intimate with someone? Guy- No I am not.

are you being intimate with someone? by Babynewbelove April 23, 2018

you're being a Laurance 

A Lil piss drinking mongrel that lives in the toilet and eats your shit for fun and also strives to the most annoying being ever!

Oh you're being a Laurance today grow the fuck up you little shit

you're being a Laurance by ManChild42069 December 8, 2019

cutest human being in the world 

campbell.

“my girlfriend campbell is the cutest human being in the world”

cutest human being in the world by calls <3 October 21, 2021

Oh my higher being 

Another way of saying "Oh my God". Best said in a Southern accent.

Oh my higher being I am hungry!

Oh my higher being by Stompstomp August 24, 2011

the perks of being a wallflower 

only the best book (and movie) ever but whatever

me: "do you have any bleach so i can put it in my eyes?"
mom: "no wtf are you crazy????"
me: "i'm not crazy, i just read/watched the "i dare you to kiss the prettiest girl in the room" scene in the perks of being a wallflower"

or

friend: *sigh*"what are you crying for this time?"
me: "i just finished the perks of being a wallflower..."
friend: "bro you've read/watched this book/movie twenty times already, get over it"

the perks of being a wallflower by chloe__crts May 26, 2022

bing bong hoobin doobin

the essence of hoob mixed in with doobin shnoobin

shming is a bing bong hoobin doobin who floats in the bathtub.

bing bong hoobin doobin by shnoodifym January 9, 2009