douche baguette

Madonna.

Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.

by pinpollo August 17, 2011

billionth base

To make love To a magical uncorn with a penis the size of africa

Yolanda: Dude billionth base is crazy
Richard:y would u... I'm leaving

by ejaculated homo October 11, 2013

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

catch base

To catch up with someone in a sexual manner. Implies you want to catch up to base (1-4) with base being making out, to 4 being a home run (sex).

'Hey Paul, would be great to catch base with you soon.'

'Fuck off Mike, I'm married'

by Isitapotato March 18, 2017

salty baguette

An angry Frenchman

There was a salty baguette in the bakery complaining that the baguettes weren't authentic.

by A Salty Baguette January 24, 2017

main base

In cheer leading the main base is the person who holds up the flyer in a stunt.

Main bases have to be very strong to be able to hold there flyer.

by for realllll?????? January 15, 2018

Sket baguette

Someone’s being a hoe (Chloe cassar) or someone’s just pissing you off.

“Ugh Chloe is such a hoee”
“I know right what a sket baguette”

by Ak47777 November 7, 2019