A person that gives handjobs very often.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.
Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!
by PPK Beast April 3, 2009
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joe: hey steve let's go for a beer tonight.
Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?
Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.
Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.
Bloggs: ye sure, is fred coming?
Joe: nah, he's doesn't want to, he's busy doing something.
Bloggs: ah, he's a social bandito.
by Gintana March 28, 2010
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Even the stars.
and your life.
Even the stars.
and your life.
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