e-bail

To ditch a person you are talking to from your IM service. Either by:
1. Appearing Offline, blocking them and coming back online.
2. Or the less subtle route: Closing their message window, then blocking them.

This dude must have been a paedo, so I e-bailed straight-out

by Rob Yeo April 7, 2005

bailey

Intense fag. Has a staring habit. Very white girl

1. Ugh, that person is such a bailey

by James Vango January 23, 2017

motte and bailey castle

YOUR MUM sucks cocklots nicely

YOU R MUMS HOT very motte and bailey castle

by lake3333 December 9, 2007

Bailey

A blonde bitch with crabs who can't keep her legs closed.

Bailey gave everyone crabs.

by HQ123 December 19, 2016

e-bail

(verb)The act of ditching plans or dumping a significant other over the internet.

John-Did she cry when you dumped her?

Matt- I don't know, I e-bailed.

by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

e-bail

An improvement on the previously suggested 'email bail' (which, let's face it, is a mouthful), an e-bail is using an e-mail or other such electronic correspondence to cancel on a planned event.

Oh I can't believe it, she just e-bailed on me

by Mumuproductions August 22, 2008

Bailer Lars

A Bailer Lars, is a person who always bails out, e.g. you agreed to meet some where or you planed to do something together. If a person is to be named “Bailer Lars”, it's important that he always bail out in the last minute.

40-year old virgin: “Dude, this chick just asked if we wanted to Eiffel Tower her! Damn she's so hot, but she would only do it if we were both up for it. What do you say?”
50-year old virgin: "I don't know... Well all right"
Later at the chick’s place
50-year old virgin: "Mate, I think I'm goanna get myself some cheeseburgers and a strawberry-shake at McD’s, instead”
The chick and 40-year old virgin together: "WHAT????"
40-year old virgin: "Dude, you are such a Bailer Lars"


Kamikaze pilot: "Charlie, Bravo, Alfa, I’m at the location, awaiting orders"
Control Centre: "Broken Arrow, Broken Arrow, you are good to go. This will win the war for us"
Kamikaze pilot: "Mad dog 55 here; Well I changed my mind, I might head in the direction of the vegemite headquarter. I got the munchies, I’ll do the kamikaze thing another day"
Control Centre: "WHAT the F***!!!!! You’re such a Bailer Lars"

by Master of Dennis March 31, 2009