miles

a super hot attractive brown hair, dark brown eyes kinda guy. he will crush you heart when you first meet him, and then you fall in love. he will confess his love for you and then you will confess too. he will then talk to your for a month straight and continue to act like he’ll ask you out, but then never do it. and then say he ‘lost feelings’. if you have a miles in your life then just continue to be good friends and keep your feelings to yourself.
have you seen miles today he is looking cute.

oh wow, miles just lost feelings for me.

person one- miles is looking at your butt.

person two- oh lawd.

person one- didn’t he just say he lost feelings for you?
person two- yes.
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Won't admit to having a foot fetish
Omg that is so miles.
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A mysterious and alluring guy, with eyes of fire. He has fierce eyes that pierce through your soul. He seems intense but underneath is a very compassionate and beautiful human being. Miles is tall, dark, and very masculine. He has a deep voice that reminds you of velvet. He is literally the definition of sexy. Every girl that sees a Miles notices him there. Miles is the kind of guy who can keep a secret, help a friend out, and not judge someone.
GIRL A: Damn, who is that guy? He is gorgeous.

GIRL B: Hun, I know what you mean. That's Miles.
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Miles a nigga with a funny shaped ass head That breath smells like pigeon pussy in the morning and loves to hop around on his Lilly pad
Miles why the FUCK yo head so lumpy and deformed I seen you in spy kids as the thumb heads
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Miles is a guy with a massive, throbbing cock that will destroy any woman in sight, Including your mom.
"Have you seen Miles' cock? It's almost godly!"
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One word... Glasses. Is he a nerd? Sure, but we love him for all of his curves (although he's skinny ;)). He says he has a six-inch, but how should I know? Hes Mormon by the way.
Actual quote from miles: "When it's soft it goes left, when it's hard it goes right".
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Miles is a sincere, funny, creative and outwardly well-adjusted person. Outwardly.

Their measured way of communicating can make you feel a little silly at times but they are humble in the way they bring you back down to earth and incredibly humorous in their honesty. Unless they are lying a little or doing a bit but that’s usually funny too!

They are insatiable in their creativity. To such an extent that a good idea can make them put off days worth of sleep. This means that they can be incredibly aloof at times but this is balanced by how they allow themself to be fed by experience and collaboration with other people.

Contrary to popular opinion, Miles is afraid of spiders but that does not mean that they can’t do parkour or that their uncle Aaron didn’t die.

They are incredibly physically fit and a little weird about their family in the same way we all are. But maybe a little worse like most comedians.

A lot of that weirdness is channelled into the weird art they produce and the fairly eccentric stories they tell. Stories that make you stop and think “perhaps they’re really not well adjusted at all” and frankly worried about the metaphor. But interested nonetheless.

If you are lucky enough to meet Miles, kudos to you. Your life is going to change for the better and whether it’s at them or with them, you’re going to laugh at least once.
“Miles has a really cute ass with circular little bum cheeks.”

“Miles only likes fat asses.”

“Miles gives the best rubs.”

Gee whiz, what a sick beat! Of course Miles wrote that.”

“Miles could be an eyebrow model.”

“For the good of the world, Miles should never wear a shirt and just always be a little bit naked.”
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