Asian Fan

A non-Asian person who is obsessed with Asian pop music, art, fashion, etc. etc. etc. Will typically learn snippets of Japanese in order to seem more legit and dye their hair.

"Why did Jessica dye her hair black, and why is she greeting me with 'moshi moshi?'"
"Yeah, she's an Asian Fan."

"Konnichiwa, Olivia-chan!"
"God, Amanda, stop being such an Asian Fan."

by Sick of crazy people July 18, 2012

Asian envelope

“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”

She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done

by ImSataniic May 11, 2023

lesbian asian

Norma

That lesbian Asian looks like Norma

by UrMumSaidMyPullOutGameIsDank August 15, 2017

Cloddish Asian

An asian who is shit at maths, which is very rare in this era of asian occupation of Australia.

Big Michael is a Cloddish Asian, what a dumb fuck.

by Bath Wanker October 7, 2018

A Competitive Asian

Definition: A Competitive Asian is an Asian
that will do anything to win! They don't like
to loose but that doesn't matter because
they don't ever loose anyway! MATERIAL GIRL 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Example: 'woah! Look, ava and mai have won
everything! That's so cool! They're so
amazing! That's what I call A COMPETITIVE ASIAN !!! Let's go get their autograph!!'

MATERIAL GIRL 💘💘💘🤪🤪

by asiangirl444 December 29, 2021

Asian Virgin

Exactly what the word states: Asian Virgin.
A guy who is Asian and a Virgin. He has absolutely no sexual conversation social cues.
Generalized name made after several encounters with Asian Virgin Men.

Written by an Asian

Girl: I'm sore
Asian guy: I could make you more sore
Girl: You're an Asian Virgin

Girl: I need something to drink I'm thirsty
Asian Guy: I'm thirsty for you
Girl: ????

by lycheejinx_ February 8, 2022

Asian Lumping

putting (or lumping) all asian peoples into one depicting category that does not fit all asian people or cultures.

a person thought that a Pakistani person wasn't asian. they were asian lumping

by blue shirt February 11, 2022