Asian Twitter

Waste of space/time.

I Hate Asian Twitter

by bunyu oakland June 10, 2020

Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 28, 2021

lesbian asian

Norma

That lesbian Asian looks like Norma

by UrMumSaidMyPullOutGameIsDank August 15, 2017

Getting Asian

Verb. When you get so high that your eyes start to squint like an asian. (Originated in Keller, Texas)

“Bro that last puff has me getting asian, I can barely even see.”

by EvonHuddler September 17, 2017

Asian Papi

An Asian man who has the swagger to pull in a hot Black or Latina woman and romance her with confidence.

Gurl he pulled up correct, clean cut, clean outfit, and just the right dose of sweet talking, he is such an Asian Papi.

by Janice190830523 April 19, 2022

asian mustache

When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks.

I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache.

by Deee Bag October 16, 2014

Asian envelope

“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”

She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done

by ImSataniic May 11, 2023