Asian-echolocation

The ability of an Asian to sense a fellow Asian.

Due to Asian-echolocation, she knew her Asian friend had entered the room.

by banny bebez May 30, 2018

Asian Mangler

The Token Asian who gets you fucked up at the club! He or she usually sports some LED light gloves, LED flash lights, and Vicks Vaporub. Sometimes they can be found with a baby pacifier in their mouth. They usually use their arsenal of LED lights and toys to amplify your high, providing free up close and personal, finger light shows.

I wasn't feeling anything, then the Asian Mangler came and lit me up.

by DaBringa June 4, 2018

Asian envelope

“A specific term for a sexual act that must be done during a massage, instead of just asking for a, “happy ending” which is normally a handjob, with this you know you’re getting her pussy “envelope”

She gave me her finest Asian envelope once all was said and done

by ImSataniic May 11, 2023

Asian parents

Obnoxious twits who try to "discipline" their kids using physical aggression and bullying tactics. If you are an asian parent reading this, fuck you. You think you're so tough and macho. We all know you are full of shit. You don't have the mental strength to face your problems so you bully your kids. Go mess with someone your own size or I'll beat you up when you grow old. I know some asshole is going to complain that I'm being racist but every asian kid I've met knows that asian parents are racist towards their own race, so shut the fuck up.

Asian parents: Do your homework before I spank you.
Me: You do your work before I kick your saggy nuts open.

by pooperfart November 28, 2021

A Competitive Asian

Definition: A Competitive Asian is an Asian
that will do anything to win! They don't like
to loose but that doesn't matter because
they don't ever loose anyway! MATERIAL GIRL 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

Example: 'woah! Look, ava and mai have won
everything! That's so cool! They're so
amazing! That's what I call A COMPETITIVE ASIAN !!! Let's go get their autograph!!'

MATERIAL GIRL 💘💘💘🤪🤪

by asiangirl444 December 29, 2021

Asian Virgin

Exactly what the word states: Asian Virgin.
A guy who is Asian and a Virgin. He has absolutely no sexual conversation social cues.
Generalized name made after several encounters with Asian Virgin Men.

Written by an Asian

Girl: I'm sore
Asian guy: I could make you more sore
Girl: You're an Asian Virgin

Girl: I need something to drink I'm thirsty
Asian Guy: I'm thirsty for you
Girl: ????

by lycheejinx_ February 8, 2022

Asian Lumping

putting (or lumping) all asian peoples into one depicting category that does not fit all asian people or cultures.

a person thought that a Pakistani person wasn't asian. they were asian lumping

by blue shirt February 11, 2022