Andres

A gorgeous boy, usually bisexual with a preference for men, often with long black hair and olive skin. He's a bit of a music nerd and is generally quiet, but can yap for hours about his many special hyperspecific interests. Most of the popular girls and popular boys hate Andres, so he generally spends lunch and recess in the music rooms or the library working on some sick tunes that'll make him famous in a few years. He is a bit freaky sometimes but tries really hard not to be, and his depression, anxiety, Asperger's syndrome, and adhd often get in the way of his schoolwork. His music taste generally consists of Pop girlies like Charli xcx, Kesha, Britney, Gaga (especially Gaga), Tate McRae, Chappell, Sabrina, Carly Rae Jepsen, Billie, Rihanna, and Cupcakke, but he also listens to a lot of retro music like Abba cuz he's really cool like that. His eyes are hypnotising, and he gives the best cuddles.
If you meet him, you better keep him, cuz he's gonna disappear if you don't.

Illias: Omg have u seen that guy Andres??
Aden: Yeah he's so hot and I'm straight so that's sayin smth
Illias: We should totally gangbang him

by Hell Cove Public School MGMT April 6, 2025

Pierts Andre Zhisa

Pierts Andre Zhisa is one of the most beautiful names that can be found. He is funny, he is loyal, he is loving, he is patient. If you have a problem, it’s no such a big deal when you talk to him. He is a great listener and doesn’t make you feel bad or guilty of being someone hard to deal with. He always says that it’s not a problem to him, and he mean it. He loves arts, anime, but he is not a huge fan of going out. He it’s not a morning person, but he can get up with a single call if you are his important person. He makes you feel safe all the time. Also he doesn’t like scary stuff, like when you hide behind the door and pretend to scared him. He is strong and valuable, so be careful with him. Pierts Andre Zhisa makes you smile with the single fact that he exists

Pierts Andre Zhisa, why did I take you so long to get here? I been waiting you for almost twenty one years!

by Yvv141520 November 22, 2021

Andre

Andres typically are tall, handsome, smart, and have big chickens

Did you hear about Andre’s chicken?? ITS HUGE

by valentineaamdhsbsbabanhfhebe November 21, 2021

Andre

A boy who is very confusing, you never knows what he wants, because he sends you mixed signals about everything, he wants to cuddle but then not, he wants to finger you but then not, he wants sex but then not. Never trust an Andre especially if he asked for your number; (if he does RUN),he will end up actually having a girlfriend that he is just telling you about even though it feels like he’s lying 🤥, your not sure, because he’s a good liar, And whatever you do... NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER LET HIM IN YOUR PANTS!!!

Lea: “Yeah that Andre kid is trying to get in my pants”
Mike:“I would not recommend it”

Lea: “Why not?”
Mike: “WHAT DO YOU MEAN, He’s ANDRE!”

by I’m Your Mom October 18, 2019

Andres Moran Duke

Friend zoned by Melissa

Andres Moran Duke is friend zoned by Melissa

by Hehdhd May 28, 2018

Andres

Andres is someone who is all ways trying to improve themselves as a person and the people around him. Is very similar to a Donovan but is more into physical health.

Tom: James invited me to workout with him do you want to come?

Mark: oh James is such an Andres!

by Goldbellcast February 1, 2020

Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.

Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(

by Simposium July 14, 2020