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Anal Gas Pump

Similar to the Arabian Gas Pump, except urination takes place in the anal cavity instead of the vagina.
Colby loves to give chicks he meets the "Anal Gas Pump".
by AnonymousoftheDay November 12, 2011
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analbifita

Analbifita is when a person has a crooked or oblong butt-hole.
Often analbifita is caused from repeated anal sex without lube resulting in massive stretching or dislocation of ass-hole.
by dude6135 November 12, 2013
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Anal arson

A criminal act, mostly popular in Formby (Merseyside, UK) that involves pulling down ones trousers and setting their arsehole on fire using a lighter or two sticks rubbed vigorously together. Although with the latter, a large amount of patience and luck is required. For the hardcore only.

Charges for this crime are a slap on the wrist for a man and a slap on the behind for a lady. Repeated offenders are placed in stocks in Formby village to get eagerly penetrated by passing perverts.
The first time this crime was publicly known was round the time of the infamous 'Formby Chapel Lane Slayings' in early 1956. It wasn't until March 20th 1956 that this crime was first noticed. It was a strange day in the quiet village of Formby as the then, Rev. N Demp-C recalls. The air was thick with the smoke and smog of the fires alight in the aftermath of the Slayings. Rev Demp-C remembers it as though it was yesterday because it was his brother AL-en that had been charged with the crime of Anal Arson. AL-en then a member of the prestigious Formby Royal Luncheon Club, and an avid Santa and the Carol wagon star, was lead to the stocks in the square. After a few brief words from the town Mayor the Rev Demp-C and his wife. He was perved on for 17 days straight by various perverts of the town. During his time in the stocks he also received several spankings and other attempts of Anal Arson to his bare behind.
by Shentyloaf December 4, 2013
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Anal Eclair

An ass spread with whipped cream down the ass crack, and licked by another party.
Yummy. I love your Anal Eclair babe.
by John Saville October 28, 2014
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Anal Slap

In the doggystyle position you pull out your erect penis and slap it on her asshole a few times causing her to tense up.
Randy Caught me off guard with that Anal Slap!
by Randall1978 March 13, 2015
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anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.
Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?
by Buttpucker October 21, 2015
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anal shaming

The act of public humiliation by fucking them in the ass.
Cindy was caught cheating for the fifth time. Looks like her punishment this time is some good old fashioned anal shaming!
by Red1967 February 29, 2016
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