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African condom

An African condom is an Egyptian foreskin.
When procuring an African condom, one must meet with an Egyptian, who makes all genders try his foreskin for free. This repulsive act is only followed by the Egyptian taxi driver holding their belongings for ransom.
by ecaleohs June 3, 2023
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Full Bodied African

1. Any potent marijuana or spicy tobacco strain (esp. anything having the connotation of a particularly harsh or otherwise unforgiving smoke in the practical sense) which is said or rumored comes from Africa.
1. " I'm rolling up some Full Bodied African in this here joint, Tom," said Huck.
by Buttfuckme January 8, 2023
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African Baguette

French person who comes from Africa, pretends to be French enough to not be kicked out of Paris. Often black, sometimes white.
Rory is such an African Baguette, speaking in French despite being Zimbabwean.
by geekyd August 3, 2019
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African Rows

Sleeping horizontal on a bed so you can fit more people.
Big Allen: Hey Gerard, your queen size bed could only fit 4 max! How are we going to fit all 6 of us?

Gerard: No worries Big Allen, we will just do African Rows so we can all fit! Your feet might dangle but those kinds are used to that!
by RealBigAllen July 30, 2024
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african creamsicle

When u take a burnt hotdog, nut on it and poke your babbys momma in the eye.
My dad gave my mom an african creamsicle and ruined thanksgiving dinner with the inlaws
by Magg_ly May 22, 2017
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South African blood pounder

When a male cuts some of his urethra than insert his penis inside a women. During sex he will bleed into the females vagina and when he ejaculates blood and semen will sprayed into the women. Can cause vanginal or penal diseases
"Hey Dave I just gave my sister Trichomoniasis after giving her a South African blood pounder"
by abcd1234yay June 21, 2025
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African Melon Mash

The African melon mash is a ritual where 150 men all take turns procreating with a watermelon that has a hole cut out and inserting there semen into it. After the ritual is complete the weakest boy of the village will eat this melon for strength and good health.
Chief it’s almost time for Timmy’s yearly African Melon Mash!
by GoingGutless June 8, 2021
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