by That1weeb.org October 16, 2020
Get the Ashley WSFD mug.Describable none other than a very thing and wirey man, probably the spawn of J. Edgar Hoover with Cromwellian tendencies of stamping out opposing views on mock exams, his handling of the staff and ultimately his ability to effectively control the pandemic. He's long given up the stakeout, the binoculars and the wire taps in favour of installing more cameras right outside the s-block to prevent misdemeanors from the students and the subsequent microphones in the cameras to prevent criticism of him. Some never return. The more criticizing of him the discussion topic is, the crueler his Xi Jinping-like tactics and his iron fist becomes. His past is riddled with rejection, depression, lack of a 20 grand kitchen (with an island in the middle), lack of a 17 grand silver ford fiesta, inability to properly cover up his oppressive tactics or maintain friendships. This arena or "school" is precisely the drug he need to fulfill his illusions of grandeur and the taste of power over others. Oppose him and his secret police consisting of Swaffer, Mulligan and Brooker will silence you quickly and effectively. Avoid him at all costs and find real humans to talk to.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Ashley Tomlin?"
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
Person 2: "No?"
Person 1 *Gets assassinated by Swaffer*
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This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
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by alt3rnativ3fr3ak November 8, 2010
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by MissLovelace April 22, 2019
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To Ashley-Tia is to mouth-fuck someone and use all of your body's strength to get it as deep and hard as possible. It can be performed by two people or performed with a group of people.
To Ashley-Tia is to mouth-fuck someone and use all of your body's strength to get it as deep and hard as possible. It can be performed by two people or performed with a group of people.
Person A:I'm feeling so hard
Person B:That's good, I've been wanted to Ashley-Tia all night
Person A:Brilliant, I've been working out recently
Person B:That's good, I've been wanted to Ashley-Tia all night
Person A:Brilliant, I've been working out recently
by eedeelfc May 26, 2013
Get the Ashley-Tia mug.Ashley Gekido Kimaru is a infamous author on a website called FanFiction.net she has written 15 stories for Digimon, Sailor Moon, Strawberry Panic!, Dragon Ball Z, Naruto, Kannazuki no Miko, and Kingdom Hearts thus far. Ashley writes Yuris, Yaois, Hentais and Incests according to her Twitter @AshleyKimaru. She is fictionally the adoptive daughter of Orochimaru and fictionally the little sister of Itachi Uchiha, Gaara of the Sand, the whole Sound Four and the rest of the Akatsuki. One of Ashley's stories that might become a legacy could be Love Finds No Gender aka LFNG a trend in the making #LoveFindsNoGender. Ashley is a Jinchuuriki-Saiyan in most of her stories and is dating Luna Rabu Takahashi (married in How We Met) and has dated Jade Hayashi one of her best friends and is the main enemy of Kylee Stephanie Samson who is rumored to come into the story of Love Finds No Gender backtracking why she hates both Jade and Ashley.
You want to wash my wheels?-Ashley Kimaru's pickup lines
"You two scared me out there! I lost a lot in my life I don't want you two too be another one of them."-Ashley in How We Met
"Ugh…shut up! Don't tell me…WHAT TO DO!"--Ashley under control of the Tanuki (Shukaku) in Baby Chronicles
"How in the holy hell does a Digimon get grounded!"--Ashley in Another Day! Another Villain!
"You two scared me out there! I lost a lot in my life I don't want you two too be another one of them."-Ashley in How We Met
"Ugh…shut up! Don't tell me…WHAT TO DO!"--Ashley under control of the Tanuki (Shukaku) in Baby Chronicles
"How in the holy hell does a Digimon get grounded!"--Ashley in Another Day! Another Villain!
by DarkDevilRevenge September 5, 2011
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