Red apples

Exes with red flags

Emski: So even though A did not show any red flags you still broke up with him?
Elski: Yes, I always though of all my exes as red apples.

by The unicorn and the caterpilla February 20, 2023

apples and grapes

A lazily made piece of media.

Vincent: That new movie was apples and grapes
Dawson: Agreed

by applesandgrapes December 15, 2017

Mickey Apple

The act of tying one's genitalia into a pretzel knot, in such a way that it resembles the famous Disney character.

I couldn't get it up last night so my girlfriend gave my limp noodle a Mickey Apple.

by gallopinggertie December 4, 2010

waxy apples

When your testicles are stripped clean of their hair and are left waxy clean

You have a nice set of waxy apples

by Poseidon rulez April 7, 2015

The Apple of Inappropriateness

An apple that has "gotten around" to more than one persons body parts, usually preferred to go to people of two different genders, that are considered inappropriate to many.

Winsorlocken's job is to destroy The Apple of Inappropriateness because we don't like to be inappropriate.

by David Kahn December 2, 2007

Apple Period

A teacher who's on their period

Bro, Mrs. L was on their apple period.

by WWW.COMPASS June 7, 2023

apple wrist

when ur wrist hurt from holdin ur phone all day

hey i got apple wrist cause my phone so hot

by purple pellets July 22, 2017