¡¿What the foci?!

¡¿What the foci?! is an expression that is relatively unknown and unused, considering that each year millions of high school students worldwide experience a great need for such a phrase. This phrase is simultaneously a profane question and exclamation, and so a fukquestatement. Within the realm of high school mathematics, a "focus" is a point within the interior of an "ellipse" (a circle that stayed out too late the night before, i.e. ellipsicated). An ellipse is one of the conic sections aka connexations sic. In fact, there are two such points, and the plural is foci (as in octupus / octupi). Students are often asked to find the foci of an ellipse in a homework problem or on a test. Typically, this situation arises in the spring of the school year for students in Algebra 2.

Some students had no problem figuring out the details of conic sections during the exam. However, the twins, who had instead been pondering the associated study of connexations earlier that spring instead, did have a problem. After being asked to describe the two most important points within the interior of an ellipse, bewildered and frustrated, the twins simply felt ellipsicated, looked at each other across the room and nodded in silent agreement, ¡¿What the foci?!

by nothinc April 6, 2019

what. the. frick.

when you are surprised, confused, and in a church all at the same time.
see WTF and WTH

P1: lmao look up blue waffles
P2: what. the. frick.
P3: WHAT THE HECK WE'RE IN CHURCH P1

by yardardar April 1, 2021

What the Fail

A way of saying what the fuck or wtf and the same time as expressing your feelings about the event in question being a fail.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Justin Bieber not knowing what German was?
Guy 2: The language?
Guy 1: Yeah man.
Guy 2: Dude, what the fail?!

by bird875 May 7, 2010

What the Yay

A form of excitement. Text message slang. Its just what the yay.

Abbreviation: WTY

"Bro what the yay. I just won the lottery!"

"Bro Im soo happy for you. Wty!"

by aluua July 29, 2020

What the Parker

When something is so crazy, it can't even be described.

"Wow, a cat in the classroom! What the Parker?"

by TheDramaticGirl May 3, 2016

It is what it ain’t

The unfortunate reality that things are not what they seem to be. The correction of ‘it is what it is’.

As I live longer I reply to people who tell me: ‘It is what it is’; with ‘It is what it ain’t’ because I am not able to deny and therefore imply agreement.

by Major Thomas Randle September 17, 2018

man what

slang for words like: for real, ong, used by rapper Lil Durk.

Friend 1: Lil Durk is the best rapper
Friend 2: man whatt😂

by aightfuneral October 15, 2022