Alabama salmon slam

When you catch a pregnant salmon on its magical journey upstream and have sex with its fish slit like a flesh light and after ejaculation you slam the salmon on the ground making a egg cum masterpiece

Did you hear? Hear What? Max and Joe have been Alabama salmon slam'n before they even read this

by The guy in your mom November 2, 2017

Alabama freckle face

When a man and a woman are in a 69 position and she let's out a small shart. The man comes up and has shit speckles on his face.

Nate: hey allison and I were doing 69 the other day and she let one go. Gave me an Alabama freckle face. It was awesome!!

Dustin: dude, sweet.

Kyle: dude, I went down on sarah the other night and she farted. Now I have all these Brown dots on my face!

Darin: dude, she gave you an Alabama freckle face!

by Ericockandballs November 6, 2017

Alabama Toilet Buster

An Alabama Toilet Buster is where a man and a woman(redneck) initiate a 69 position in the bathroom. As soon as you finish, you will become raged and bodyslam the woman onto the toilet. You then dunk her head into your last night shit and force her to eat your shit. You then vomit into the toilet forcing her to, again to eat any of the sopping shit along with your vomit. Avoid this sex act when around fellow redneck as it will send them into a rage, inducing the same sex act upon you.

I gave Krystal a Alabama Toilet Buster around her cousin and her cousin induced the same act upon me.

by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017

Alabama Pickle Back

One, preferably alcohol infused, dill spear is inserted completely into the poop-chute, then ejected, in its entirety, onto a nearby table top.

"You know the party has gone wild when someone does an Alabama Pickle Back."

by FrakkinRowdy November 19, 2020

Alabama brown bomber

Get a really fat guy or girl to take laxatives, get him or her to shit all down a slide, get a girl down at the bottom with her legs spread then you proceed to slide down at full speed, right into her vagina, shit will have flown everywhere your both covered and best of all you get to nut in your little jezebel

Aye Michael Let’s go to the blind elementary school and do the Alabama brown bomber with Stacy

by Saundersakike January 4, 2021

Alabama Gun Hole

The act of inserting gun powder in your dick hole before nutting in a girls mouth.

“I thought he shot me, but it just turned out to be his ooey-gooey Alabama Gun Hole surprise.”

by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021

alabama hotpocket

a alabama hotpocketin sense is a sexual act where a man puts hot sauce on the tip of his penis and pounds her out like the raw end of a burrito

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by legionaire4443 March 23, 2019