sexual hamburger

A threesome in which a black guy sexes up two fat white chicks at the same time. One honny on top, the other on the bottom, hence the visual...sexual hamburger!

Clarence ordered a sexual hamburger to go, well done Clarence.

by Bagel Dog January 28, 2006

sexual intercoarse

when a boy elephant meets a girl elephant they partake in akts of sexual itercoarse

two elephants at the zoo doin it with little kids watching

by west side monkey December 16, 2004

Sexually Preserved

Someone who is sexually preserved; a virgin. Otherwise referred to a SPV.

"Don't date him, you're sexually preserved. He's a very sexual person."

by SVP October 8, 2013

Sexually Constipated

The pain and sadness that results from not performing sexual acts.

" What's up with him?"
"Oh, He's just sexually constipated dude! His girlfriend won't give him any."

by Borta58 December 18, 2012

Bre-sexual

Being attracted to only bri the most wonderful person you will meet who can break the toughest guys into a blush with her pretty smile her amazing voice and how perfect she is for you

Me:I’m Bre-sexual and there’s no regret it’s the best kind of attraction
Friend:*meets bri* I think I’m brisexual too
Me:*kills friend because only one can be brisexual*

by Lokiwild March 28, 2019

Sexual Reciprocity

A concept pioneered by the Nobel Prize winning Scientist RogueMuffin. In a consenting relationship, there exists an understanding between both parties that a mutual exchange of procreative action is a fundamental requirement of a stable relationship. This understanding was established by Newton's Third Law and The Tribbiani Doctrine.

I believe that the daily mutual masturbation exercises and 69ing is an important to maintaining sexual reciprocity in our relationship!

by Lance Hardwood, The Third June 5, 2018

Sexual Atheism

The belief that you will never get laid.

John: Man, I have no girlfriend or any ability to talk to women. I'm 27 and I'm still a virgin.
Dave: That sucks. Have you tried everything?
John: Yeah, I just can't get laid no matter what. I think I'll convert to Sexual Atheism.

by Garrett Starr February 11, 2015