stoner

A.K.A a weed smoking faggot.

Tommy is a stoner.

by RedepicfaceRedepio November 19, 2017

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Get the stonermug.

Stoner’s Chess

The act of ordering a pizza with your buddy and then strategically picking your slices so you get the most of your money as the two of you eat away at the pizza you’re sharing.

Tim and Alan got into an argument while playing Stoner’s Chess because Tim believed that Alan ate too more slices than he did; however, Alan claimed that he was just simply better at the game.

by Tim Books June 28, 2020

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Get the Stoner’s Chessmug.

stoners honor

When your friend promises you that you will smoke some bud later

“We gonna smoke later” “yea stoners honor”

by Faddeddarkness November 5, 2017

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Get the stoners honormug.

A question pertaining to the status of a Stoner.

Status being what they are or are not smoking.

(Note to the editor: I realize that is terrible up there. But if you could please just clean it up a bit. I am sure you catch my drift. Thanks. EC )

Example 1:

Stoner 1: Hey man what's your Stoner Status?

Stoner 2: Aaaww man... I got caught with a dime. I am off for a bit.

Example 2:

Stoner 1: Dude I got some sweet bud! What's your stoner status?

Stoner 2: Oh a just bought an eighth man. Smoke out?

by Cookie Camper December 29, 2011

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