When you lose your testicles in a tragic bicycle accident. Then, when denied the sex acts, a phantom pain in the missing balls is reported not unlike pain experienced in the missing limbs of amputees.
Ugh, she said no again so some sweet sweet lovin’, my Phantom Blue Balls are gunna be keep me up all night.
by VerdeBayloties December 9, 2018
Get the phantom blue ballsmug. Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.
by conwayTN September 4, 2009
Get the Phantom Face-dissmug. A top down 3D zelda game for the Nintendo DS with a dumb temple called Temple of the ocean king where after every other temple you clear you go back to the temple of the ocean king did i mention you use the DS touch screen to play so gay. its only saving grace is the fact that it is a direct sequel to the Wind Waker, and there a patch version to unlock the dpad.
by Dangboi444 October 16, 2018
Get the Zelda: Phantom Hourglassmug. The feeling similar to a phantom limb when after you've made out with someone, you can still feel their tongue in your mouth.
Girl 1: Hey how was the party?
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .
Girl 2: Eh, I still have a phantom tongue from when I made out with Joey .
by ?idk?definition April 17, 2016
Get the Phantom Tonguemug. When a man and woman who are engaged in sexual intercourse, change positions so to be locked in the " doggy-style" approach; and the woman ( using her more dominant ✋) reaches all the way back (in-between bolth her's and his leg's) find's and very gently caresses, downward stroking with fingers; and randomly, softly grabbing , holding, palming. She might ( just before he's about to CUM) very slowly & carefully grasp, delicately squeeze his extremely treasured ball bag of might and pleasure.
" ya bro, I was already into her before, but a couple nights ago, while we were making love, twords the end I was taking her from behind; she totally gave me a Phantom LaPlesh! It felt so good I couldn't hold on any longer and came. She said she knew I'd really like the "Phantom LaPlesh".
by Stylar Sensation 4 TRIST-Corp October 21, 2020
Get the Phantom LaPleshmug. by phantom tagee September 24, 2011
Get the phantom taggingmug. When you see a cool meme in the feed, but the feed refreshes before you can interact with or save the meme, and now it's gone forever.
by Memes of Liberty March 23, 2025
Get the Phantom Meme Phenomenonmug.